Also it lights up your big dumb face".
Replacement me crawls to the fridge and opens the freezer door, its glow enshrining my dumb face.
For one thing, there's the anti-glare display, something I think about every time I see my own dumb face reflected back at me.
Once a month or so, I'm reminded that my phone has a front-facing camera when I accidentally hit the toggle button, only to be greeted with a closeup image of my own, dumb face.
While writing this article, I even discovered a new Facebook Stories option called Blur that lets you shroud a moving subject with a dream-like haze, as demonstrated with my dumb face here.
Ha, ha, everyone laugh in E.J. Dionne's dumb face!
Sitting there looking at me with his dumb face, which I no longer found attractive, he couldn't believe what I was saying.
Obviously everybody already knows that, but to me it feels fresh and healthy to look those things in their dumb faces.
I clicked the button for my burrito, and the next screen showed me the nutrition facts of the burrito, as if I really wanted to know how many dumb carbs I was stuffing in my dumb face.
"Tiny Idiot" is getting a limited vinyl release, so we're starting to put that together as well as somehow trying to get my dumb face on TV this year.
Positive choices centred on collaboration, talking rather than combat, net you Paragon points; while reactionary alternatives, like punching the person opposite you in their big dumb face, get you a load of Renegade points.
