While an appeal for rich benefactors - an authentic sheikh would do just fine - was duly launched, Murray also expressed puzzlement that Sunderland have done so badly while, by comparison, West Ham and Wigan, who he claimed invested broadly similar amounts on summer transfers, have thrived.
This would create a lowest common denominator approach to public safety that would increase the threat to New Yorkers, impede the ability of law enforcement to do its job, and undermine the will of our citizens as expressed through their duly elected state legislators.
When the caller expressed her shock at Schlessinger's use of "the n-word", the host duly replied: "I'll say it again: nigger, nigger nigger.
"It was duly impartial because it included numerous statements, both from archive clips and from actors, who expressed support for Ukip and its policies".
The restaurant staff clusters around him to say hello, and any early patrons who express even mild interest are duly sniffed and slobbered upon.
