And whereas Eric Carle, the well-known writer of children's books, imagined a rubber-duck machine that goes "chuckedy-chuckedy-chuck," the reality is again less adorable than fiction.
Strapped into a protective harness, he's been bashed into walls and railings, all the while ducking machine-gun fire from his arch-rival.
Ruehling, in fact, was standing next to a Segway as she spoke — she and her husband had brought the odd-duck machines with them from Holland and were using them to get around.
The self-confessed "show-off" gives us the psycho stare (the one that landed him the part as the executioner in Game of Thrones), the pigeon-necked jut, the amphetamine sulphate shuffle and the clockwork-duck walk, machine-gunning us with the headstock of his 1962 Telecaster.
You can hand over a fistful of your hard earned cash in exchange for a duck carcass press machine thing, or maybe you'd like a book about wooden toilet seats.
After the gunman had run back to his car to get another gun, Aziz said he threw the credit card machine, ducking between the cars to avoid gunfire.
The UHF RFID reader module is a functional unit for the lower machine to obtain duck product information through RF signals.
They will not put you in a trance that will make you quack like a duck or become a killing machine at the ring of a ball or the snap of a finger.
I've spent so much time away from my base at face-to-face training and professional development, it's good to be able to just duck down to the VC machine for a couple of hours and still be able to do close to a full day in the office and not have to take that travel time".
I wasn't going to duck from the right-wing propaganda machine.
Analysts and industry insiders have suggested the highly profitable and politically unpopular machines are "a sitting duck" for Treasury policymakers focused on repairing shrinking tax coffers.
