Labour has claimed the idea as its own, dubbing it "Whole Person Care"; the Tories quietly back a similar plan by Simon Stevens, the head of NHS England.
Gov. George E. Pataki added to its patriotic patina by dubbing it the Freedom Tower.
The Romans raided it 15 times before giving up and dubbing it "Barbarie" after the barbarian-like ferocity and customs of its inhabitants.
A supporters' message-board thread likened events to a soap opera, dubbing it EmmerVale.
The Telegraph's reviewer was less keen, dubbing it "implausible and grandiose".
Journalists and civil-society activists derided the ministry's creation, dubbing it the "Ministry of Truth".
Democrats immediately pounced on Trump's release, with several lawmakers dubbing it fascism.
But a new generation of Americans objected to this arrangement, dubbing it "King Caucus".
MSNBC blogger Denise Hazlick was underwhelmed by the episode, dubbing it "less than thrilling".
Inevitably, wags have been dubbing it his First Tango in Paris.
"I thought I had it down pretty good but they wound up dubbing it," Mr. Cooper said, sounding mildly disappointed.
