Driving a golf cart drunk is illegal.
The Indians, replenishing their ammunition from the cart, got drunk from the keg of rum which was one of p107 the spoils of their victory.
To recap, Steubenville is where Trent Mays and Ma'lik Richmond, two of the Big Red High School football team's star players, carted a drunk, unconscious, and possibly drugged teenager from party to party, raping her several times along the way last August.
Such incidents have seen him drunk-driving golf carts, reading poetry and buying everyone shots of Chartreuse liqueur.
He was told not to try to bum a ride but stopped the first passing car which happened to be an Army truck, an M.P. pickup that they use for carting drunks to the guardhouse.
In the first, sent the day after the massacre, Baring stated that the men had died "after they had drunk water from a water cart".
Working with sources inside the INS and United Airlines, Stern and Walker learned of a March 27 incident in which two dozen criminal aliens flew unguarded a flight that turned into a nightmare for attendants and passengers when some of the ex-cons stole liquor from a beverage cart and got drunk.
In Gin Lane, Hogarth depicts it as a place of tumbling houses, where people hang themselves in garrets, get so drunk they have to be carted about in wheelbarrows, and a gin-sodden pauper lets her baby fall from her arms into the abyss of London's lack of charity.
Billy Madison spends his days lolling in the pool at his father's estate, drunk on daiquiris, and drives a golf cart to the mailbox, when he deigns to go at all.
This latest FAIL compilation from Clip Nation has us convinced that you don't need a runaway cart or even to be drunk in order to injure yourself while playing golf.
