Woods's alleged cavorting with Vegas waitresses and celebrity groupies, his woeful "sexts" and voice mails, his driving his S.U.V. into a tree: all these things make him look weak and discombobulated.
The 50-year-old and his partner Veronica Ojeda were taken to hospital after the car he was driving reportedly hit a bus, hours before Argentina's Copa América win against Costa Rica.
Environment minister Greg Hunt has been out and about this morning on the ABC and on the doors at Parliament, "hoping and expecting but not presuming" the new senate will pass the carbon tax repeal bills, driving the final nail into the heart of Labor's emissions trading scheme.
They weren't too bothered by the pizza theft, but said the video shows the men driving dangerously.
"You do feel like things are on the edge of something going horribly wrong when you've got people piling up at the entrance and cars coming with corpses in the back and driving off with them before you've got a chance to test the corpse or isolate it," he says.
"The sailor was a young Tunisian guy who charged $10,000 for driving the boat.
The magic ingredient driving last year's buoyancy in stock markets was, of course, quantitative easing.
The next ones were less benign, driving through a rainstorm on the M11 in a deliberate, and not entirely unsuccessful, attempt to scare me.
A strained metaphor perhaps, but Carlyle's other Loach-directed movie, Carla's Song, did have him driving a double decker bus.
The intense competition has been driving interest rates down to ever lower levels.
I was driving my husband mad, switching things off and asking: "Why is this on?!" The change in how much energy we use at different times was brought home to me at the weekend because we had the family round.
