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The only real competition to the driveway shit is a brief flash of smugly reclining in a buggy while mom pulls down the plastic cover as rain beats down from a dull grey sky.
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- In Chino, California, two gals who throught they were hot shit threw three pig legs into the driveway of a home where Muslims were praying.
CONS: The driveway needs repaving.
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I wonder how these women would react if busloads of drunk gay men traveled to Daly City, Walnut Creek, and other suburbs and proceeded to piss, puke, and shit all over their driveways and lawns.
The wind had died, but now it came up again, rattling things, chasing leaves across the driveway and up against the piece-of-shit Toyota, where they gathered with yesterday's leaves and the leaves from last week and the week before that.
I crouched in the gutter at the end of a driveway, which led to the garage of a home that human people lived in, and shit furiously and hatefully into the street.
So the Fucksons would be out to dinner or doing some hillbilly shit, and we would go find, like, humongous landscaping rocks and throw them into the Fuckson's driveway.
"Shit, shit, shit," he says.
And shit.
"In the driveway.
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