We can armchair quarterback this all we want, arguing on both sides of the spectrum ("Apple Did It Great!" vs. "John Biggs Is a Douche!") but I'm not asking Microsoft to become Apple.
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As hard as it is to beleive, I'm not actually a total anti-Windows douche and I was actually very excited to be able to try out a fresh new version of Windows free and much earlier than expected.
I wonder if it was the apple cider vinegar the Punkettes were downing, or those Walgreens douche kits I kept splurging on?
The only exception is if a teammate (note, teammate, not a douche. I never revive a douche as they will go on to douche it up more). is downed.
And not the sort of broken, bonnet de douche rubbish that I've been specialising in these past two weeks, but that proper, rude, throaty, tasty looking stuff that I was on about in my first blog.
Only a "douche" to people I can't stand 😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/TgFzyGjlJg.
You're probably about to say, "Yeah, but when I douche all kinds of poo comes out".
