The blast wave that passed through my sister's office doubtless passed through devout Muslims, atheist Muslims, gay Muslims, funny Muslims and lovestruck Muslims — not to mention Pakistani Christians, Chinese engineers, American security contractors and Indian Sikhs.
Shock waves doubtless rippled through the forests of Darkest Peru, and any relatives of Paddington must be worried about their relative in the UK.
Apparently she's no longer engaged to the bloke off the Toyota Highlander advert but so long as she steers clear of those creepy Freudian lads mag covers, she'll doubtless pull through.
The recovery that is already obviously under way — doubtless more through the cruel but inevitable up and down cycles of the market than anyone's will, or incompetence — will become Obama's vindication, or else it will become the Romney Recovery, and only a handful will bleat impotently that it was bound to happen anyway.
His rebellion is soundtracked by a nagging, lazy sitar lick, a woozy singalong chorus, and a flute solo that Pan's People doubtless interpreted through the medium of dance when the song appeared on Top Of The Pops after reaching No 21 in the charts (footage of which has sadly yet to reach Youtube).
If he had, he would doubtless have seen through the ostensible civilisation to the barbarism beneath.
Unlimited opportunities beckon for similar commemorations – many of them already doubtless well-advanced – through 2013, 2014 and in 2015.
When Giorgio Moroder tried to do a Soderbergh on Fritz Lang's sci-fi urtext in the 1980s, he was pilloried by the purists – most of whom had doubtless never sat through the original.
The blow they struck for freedom to be hairsute will doubtless go rolling through the halls o secondary education coast to coast, and we have been set to wondering what there is about long male hair that is so menacing... Do we think of John the Baptist?
The future energy supply, doubtless to go through a substantial increase and necessary mix shift with potential significant environmental impacts, will continue to rely on the domestic sources with coal-dominance but diversified mixes, in which nuclear power makes up a reasonable share.
