Sentence examples for double newsflash from inspiring English sources

Double newsflash: Gay senior citizens have gay sex.

Oh wait, DOUBLE FUCKING NEWSFLASH: SIGMA NU IS NOT GOING TO WANT TO HANG OUT WITH US IF WE FUCKING SUCK, which by the way in case you're an idiot and need it spelled out for you, WE FUCKING SUCK SO FAR.

Oh wait, DOUBLE-FUCKING-NEWSFLASH: GUY DEMOCRATS ARE NOT GOING TO WANT TO HANG OUT WITH US AT FUNDRAISING GALAS IF WE FUCKING SUCK, which by the way in case you're an idiot and need it spelled out for you, WE FUCKING SUCK SO FAR.

10.51am: Another newsflash.

Newsflash: teenage girls have layers.

Newsflash: it goes both ways.

Newsflash: we are all dying.

A late newsflash from America.

This is not a newsflash.

Newsflash: ghosting is definitely real.

Newsflash: they've read The Game.