If, for example, you took me to Islington or Hampstead, I could walk down any street and recite the front door colours, as follows: Downpipe, Downpipe, Downpipe, Downpipe, Downpipe, Plummet, Pigeon, Downpipe, Downpipe and Downpipe, as Downpipe is all the rage, as you would know, if you were as fluent in Farrow & Ball as I am.
Through a door the colour of buttermilk, the priory reveals itself, a scattering of ruined church and claustral buildings, roofless gable ends and empty windows.
There are stealth bombers cruising through the huge swimming pool, flat-fish the size of doors, changing colour as you watch, from matt black to pebble-and-sand.
I'm thinking Walter White's RV/lab and the Pontiac Aztek, Jimmy's Suzuki Esteem with one door the wrong colour, and later his (Saul's) sleazy Cadillac de Ville.
His home is built from dark grey breeze blocks on a vast, desolate piece of land; only the pictures of Shia clergy above the door add any colour to the scene.
The 207's entry price does seem relatively cheap, though after they'd finished fitting folding door mirrors, a colour satnav screen, parking aids and various other non-compulsory gizmos to my GT trial model, it had risen to an awe-inducing £21,415.
As seen in Fig. 1 each side of a door consists of four colours: The colour of the design pattern which is the same for each side of a door (painted stencilling technique), and the background colour which consists of three different colour nuances.
There's a lovely body-colour door cap that, when you sit in the car, makes a line that runs past the A-pillar, straight out along the front wing.
The circuitous wings, metal grates on the doors, and institutional colour palette of weathered 1970s blue, brown, and beige all bear witness to the building's former life.
But Minaj, whether it's her intent or not, is opening the door for women of colour, curvy women, and gasp, curvy women of colour to also be regarded as desirable and, to use her word, acceptable.
