Maybe buy a book on games to play with your dog and doggies do's and don'ts.
Before laying out the seating area, do a sweep for doggy do-do, ant hills, prickles, or other irritants and nasties that might spoil the experience.
If you lead an otherwise unexciting life, you might find yourself adding a ton of exclamation marks after perfectly ordinary comments about not succumbing to a doughnut at lunch!!!!! or narrowly avoiding stepping in doggy do-do!!!!!!
"Oh, and I'd have free doggie day care and also health care for doggies that don't have a home, and spaying and neutering for cats, too".
Doggies sometimes do actually go woof.
The rappers Ol' Dirty Bastard and Snoop Doggy Dogg did reprises of their duets with Ms. Carey on video while the hip-hop queens Missy Elliott and Da Brat made live cameo appearances.
And in front of that pit bull, whose name is Chico, sat a pile of doggy-do, which the man made no move to pick up.
Furthermore, while men engage in most of these doggy-do's, women absolutely do not".
Doggy-do in the wild is a complete no-no.
Always obey the local laws on doggy-do.
