Did a comet wipe out woolly mammoths and an ancient Indian culture almost 13,000 years ago?
It has a mayor called Sweater (nothing to do with woollies), a shop-owner called Didlum and an unreliable workman called Slyme.
Baron Cohen plays him with nasal echoes of Peter Cook's E L Wisty whine, a deeply unfunny performance; it's hard to care about his shy flirtation with a flower seller (Emily Mortimer, with little to do but smile sweetly under a woolly beret), since the inspector is set up as a borderline sociopath whose pleasure is to imprison stray orphans.
Community Table breaks down its own pork and lamb, and Head-to-Tail, an appetizer of pig's tails, hog's head terrine and fried pickles, reflects that (as do the woolly sheep pelts draped over some chairs).
I kept saying that failing to do this is like having a woolly jumper but no windproof anorak, and that we want intentional ventilation (through trickle vents, for example) rather than the winter gale we used to have in the bathroom.
And how did scientists take a 40,000-year-old blood sample from a Woolly Mammoth?
He does not play the woolly green; rather, says a close colleague, he is someone for whom "arguments count".
If he doesn't like a question, it often seems that this is not because it is embarrassing or he doesn't want to answer it, but because he thinks it's been formulated in a woolly, time-wasting way.
What remained was a woolly agenda on behaviour and standards that practitioners did not understand.
Don't wear neon pink tank tops, or shorts that expose half your bum! Wear things such as a white blouse, a woolly jumper or an old plain dress.
