Rehearsing this in the mess tent back at camp was a hysterical exercise in nurturing the acting talents of a doctor, tour guide and a resident of Toulouse while trying to keep the 'pros' in line.
The system allows you to work on your therapy exercises at home and then email a trainer or doctor tour results.
For now, Australians will have to be happy that Sydney is part of the whistle-stop Doctor Who tour, which also hits up Mexico City, even though no Mexican seems to have ever done anything for Doctor Who.
And I'll admit that as someone who has had an on-off relationship with Britain's favourite Time Lord – everything between Tom Baker and David Tennant is a black hole to me – I was a bit anxious about joining a clutch of fervent Whovians, as fans are known, on a three-day Doctor Who tour.
Four-hour Doctor Who tours of Cardiff cost £21 for adults and £19 for under 12s; three-hour London tours cost £25/£20.
Thinking about it, it did feel quite roomy inside … Brit Movie Tours' next Doctor Who Tours (0844 247 1007, britmovietours.com) begin on 19 August, and 1 April and 27 June 2012; adults £480, under 12s £440, including two nights' B&B accommodation, transport and entrance fees.
But during his second Iraq tour, doctors discovered he had a brain tumor and sent him home.
(The International Cycling Union currently restricts more than a hundred substances, and Tour doctors test three or four riders each day).
A voice like Cobain's is literally hard to sustain: on Nirvana's last tour, doctors advised him to change his strangulated singing style or risk damaging his vocal cords, a diagnosis with which any listener of "In Utero" might easily concur.
The Doctors For America Bus Tour is an example of this type of patient-centered activism.
