There were 15 yellows (or at least there were when this column lost count) in a game that was a cheat-fest, packed with scything challenges, dreadful dives, utter lunacy, appalling refereeing, and some shameful play-acting.
He dives at full stretch to his right to parry a long range effort from Toni Kroos, then gets up in time to smother the follow-up from Mario Gotze.
With required Spidey origins story segues such as the death of Uncle Ben and that fight with Flash Thompson out of the way, it dives headlong into new territory with an audible cry of relief.
Say Hitler's riding on the back of a whale, and the whale dives to a thousand metres, drowning Hitler.
There are the night dives for the bioluminescence, stingray city, the turtle farms and blue iguanas – adding up to something that the whole family can enjoy.
Strong currents in the area make for good drift dives – and the occasional hairy moment.
Morgan dives, Hodge throws and it's a direct hit.
We're not talking about the sort of dives we see in soccer where men (women don't tend to do it) go down like a Taser victim after the merest hint of contact, or even none at all.
The Sergeyev records include snippets of material that were introduced during the first western productions, including the virtuoso fish dives in the Act 3 pas de deux and a solo variation for the Prince.
Wednesday May 6: after just five minutes of the first leg of the Uefa Cup final, Thomson bravely dives at the feet of Lennart Nilsson and comes off a lot worse.
The throw goes back to the bowler's end, where Broad dives in, and then to the other end, where Bresnan dives in, and just makes it.
