Scenario: On Halloween, Trump is caught distributing candy laden with poison to children.
The children — black, white, Hispanic, other — always seem grateful when they find out I am distributing candy, not apples.
The annual Trick or Treat parade is free and begins at 3 p.m., with more than 30 stores and restaurants distributing candy.
* In Illinois, sex offenders will be prohibited from distributing candy on Halloween, or playing Santa or the Easter Bunny.
For a holiday that centers on distributing candy, this poses a challenge for a sizable portion of the population.
This will indicate to trick or treaters that you are distributing candy and that they should come and knock on your door.
But in the West Bank city of Nablus, rejoicing Palestinians, who have been locked in a bitter struggle with Israel for almost a year, went into the streets to chant, "God is great!" and to distribute candies to celebrate the attacks.
Louise distributes candy to trick-or-treaters at her farmhouse, then watches a werewolf movie.
Often, she distributed candy unfairly: she might place four candies on one tray and only one on the other.
