None of which took away from the sheer haplessness of this goalkeeping display, mind you, which added to Bruce's Clown Prince legend.
Indeed Bridges' display set minds racing back to Alan Shearer's debut for Southampton 11 years ago when he gatecrashed the scene with a hat-trick against Arsenal.
These results for each group analysis are displayed as mind maps (Mindjet Mind Manager software, 2010, MindJet Ltdr, Sydney, New South Wales, Australia).
Especially after witnessing this defensive display, never mind that Lampard goal.
But like Gillian Flynn's "Gone Girl," this summer's other dagger-sharp display of mind games, "Broken Harbor" is something more.
The company says its app was designed with the iPad's new retina display in mind, and can also sync with your device's calendar, so you can keep better tabs on your appointments and view profiles of those attending your power lunch.
Pierre himself, in a repeating image, a mock version of the idée fixe in romantic music, walks through the city's frozen streets bundled up in a tweed coat with his arousal on display, his mind vexed over the existential questions and his body wracked by his chronic proneness to accidents.
Go elsewhere if you prefer retailers that display a mind-boggling assortment of different brands and models of computers, peripherals and every other consumer electronic device on the market.
It's one of the largest conventions in the world, rivaling CES in size and scope, but sadly the vast majority of the things on display are mind-numblingly boring to the average person.
The hard specs aren't bad: Tegra 2 dual-core processor, 10.1-inch display (Gorilla Glass, mind) at 1280×800, built-in 5-megapixel camera for recording HD video (or whatever else), HDMI output, etc.
