A new American Diet Report Card (pdf) confirms it: we eat far too much cheese, sugar, starch and red meat.
(If you can't get enough, these and others are collected in "The Amazing Mackerel Pudding Plan: Classic Diet Recipe Cards from the 1970s").
If you care about keeping a single phone number for incoming calls, you must feed your TracFone a steady diet of refill cards, which you can buy every month or two ($8 to $100 per card, good for 10 to 300 minutes) or one $100 card per year (good for 100 minutes).
We heard he stayed awake, gulping coffee or Diet Coke, playing cards - or simply talking.
The company gathered 50 million addresses in two years and mailed them offers for diet programs, credit cards, vitamins and such.
"They don't have to go on diets!" In another card, a woman in a skirt suit climbs a ladder beneath the words, "Hey Boss, it's ADVANCEMENT I'm after...".
Patients' diets were monitored during the study using diet sheets and diary cards to confirm consistency of phosphate intake.
It's like a vast cornucopia -- a city devised by the devil to force you into maxing out your credit cards, blowing your diet and developing an unrelenting passion for 19th-century bric-a-brac.
Starting this week, the company began selling memory cards loaded with games, diet assistance and money management software, among other things.
From time to time, the Center for Science in the Public Interest, a Washington-based advocacy group, prepares an updated "report card" on changes in the American diet.
