That is what a senior consumer foods manager in the dessert division for Kraft does: she invents desserts that can be made from the company's products and sometimes gets to help invent new products as well, like X-Treme Jell-O and cheesecake-flavored Jell-O pudding.
Denying that her position of 2009 meant what it did, she re-invented herself, using the bona fides of her campaign chairman, ex-Governor Pete Wilson, to do so.
The reports have emerged from a pub, via the pages of the Daily Star and their primary informant "Reveller Nia Beven, 36" (didn't she invent the NHS?), and detail the alleged expulsion of Liam from his local for infringing the smoking ban.
"What are you doing here?" She invented hastily, hot-faced, avoiding looking at his near-nakedness.
Alternatively, if you are living back at home, you will learn how to be nice to your mother because, seriously, none of this is her fault; she didn't invent capitalism, and she didn't expect you to become a lying around, unproductive citizen either.
Among the things she said she did was invent the Herman Van Rompuy 'damp flannel' tea towel, the Cameron/Pinnochio mug and this cigarette lighter.
I think most people when they hear the name Madam Walker they think, 'oh! She's the hair lady!' And they may even think, 'oh! she invented the hotcomb.' She did not invent the hotcomb.
While we can be fairly sure that the "30 +1 year old", dressed in a subtle homage to her school uniform, had to move schools and had her heart broken before she was 18, we can be equally assured that she did not invent Revels or "onions that cry when we cut ourselves".
She didn't invent wasabi green (a distinction that probably belongs to the Japanese), but she got in on the trend early.
She may be the country's loudest public expression of anti-Muslim rhetoric, but she didn't invent these ideas.
