"I would like to suggest that, despite picking the wrong team and being weak in several areas, this has been England's match," says Adam Harper.
All three of the Open champions who preceded the Northern Irishman will never see 40 again, and players such as Miguel Ángel Jiménez are still competitive despite being the wrong side of 50.
In the classic experiments, herring gull chicks would respond more strongly to a false beak with an enhanced red spot than to a realistic gull beak (Tinbergen and Perdeck, 1951), and adult birds would preferentially sit on a gigantic cubical "egg", despite being the wrong color and shape (Tinbergen, 1948).
He again fends off the blocker, keeping him at arm's length before shedding him and making the tackle — despite being on the "wrong" side.
Andre Marriner has been spared the indignity of a temporary demotion from the elite list of select group referees and will officiate in the Premier League this weekend, despite sending off the wrong player during Arsenal's thrashing at Chelsea last Saturday.
Chamcha would be a portrait of a deracinated man, fleeing from his father and his country, from Indianness itself, toward an Englishness that wasn't really letting him in, an actor with many voices who did well as long as he remained unseen, performing on radio or doing TV voice-overs, a man whose face was, despite his Anglophilia, "the wrong color for their color TVs".
Despite going down the wrong avenue with the arrest, investigators do have more to work with after they recovered a fallen and damaged drone from the north side of the airport.
Despite being on the wrong end of a couple of crunching tackles, Aguero continued to look lively but Napoli's back-line held firm and De Sanctis did well to push away a bouncing Kolarov free-kick when he was called into action.
So the productivity puzzle remains and there is still no sign of a pick-up in wage growth despite all the wrong-headed claims to the contrary.
