Hank Paul Danoo) appears to find himself on a desert island shore and is about to end it all, when Daniel Radcliffe's body is washed up.
I'm talking about the kind of hangovers that you and I know far better, the ones that begin with you washed up on the distant desert island shore of some stranger's mattress, folded into the foetal position like an accordion full of piss, phone dead, eyes hollowed out, grey city noon snarling past the window restrictors halfway up the high-rise.
It took a very long time, and the searching of some of the most remote places on the planet — in the Australian Outback, the Namibian desert, the shores of Newfoundland and far northern Russia — but we now have fossil records from the time immediately preceding the Cambrian.
And the Labradors too have long deserted these shores, although I met one friendly Lab and a shaggy Newfoundland posted to welcome arriving cruise-ship passengers.
The main conduit of the Great Man-Made River runs from the Sahara desert to the shore near Sirte, turning the town's caked earth into market gardens.
But Commissioner Fred Wager, whose purview includes tourism, while he isn't saying no, doesn't really expect to see the ships of the desert at the Shore this summer.
In 1804, two naval officers and six marines led a small force of Greeks, Arabs and others 500 miles across the desert "to the shores of Tripoli," and an American armada bombarded Algiers before the pirates at last surrendered in 1815.
The Times of London amused itself with a full-length article describing Obama's tour in a parody of Biblical language that began like this: "And it came to pass, in the eighth year of the reign of the evil Bush the Younger (The Ignorant), when the whole land from the Arabian desert to the shores of the Great Lakes had been laid barren, that a Child appeared in the wilderness".
(color location ultimate experience) is a video in which the duo, dressed in a series of matching monochromatic outfits, meander through American landscapes: an ocean shore, a desert highway, a junk yard.
