I was able to write the job description myself and evolve the role as I went.
"I used to get very upset reading descriptions of myself," he says.
If Tony keeps complaining about this situation like it's some major problem (while I'm at the point where I've started skimming the Missed Connections page on Craigslist for descriptions of myself, just in case), he's a total dick, right?
My self-awareness training began a month before the MBA programme started, when I was asked to write a 10-page description of myself.
It gave my form a strangeness, something so odd I seemed to have no reference point of comparison when attempting to give it a description to myself.
You see, strangers feel the need to give me a description of myself all the time, and that's probably the biggest difference between my life and that of a person of average height.
After discovering their website, I sent a generic description of myself over focusing on the most desperate and socially awkward points of my character then sat back and waited for my secret password to arrive.
After discovering their website, I sent a generic description of myself over – focusing on the most desperate and socially awkward points of my character – then sat back and waited for my secret password to arrive.
With mandarin-like courtesy, he once stated that he preferred to produce "revealing little descriptions; I think of myself as the semi-invisible man".
Lying abed, in the heart of a great, pulsing, auto-cannibalising conurbation, the supply chain of which girdles the earth like the monstrous tail of some effluent-belching comet, I find descriptions of how I myself might have lived before the great grainy surplus of the agricultural revolution curiously heartening.
