As Than's description promises, once the chorus abruptly ends, the toe-tapping toddler throws her arms into the air, joining the brass section with serious passion.
Its description promises it will be going out with the most bizarre sort of a bang, featuring shape-shifting, time travel, and celebrity chefs, all of it somehow stemming from a court ruling making divorce illegal in America.
"This is a unique and special opportunity to stay in the home of a sitting president," the description promised.
Although the auction description promised the vehicle was "90 percent complete," when the couple picked it up in upstate New York, "it was completely clapped out," she recalled.
The course description promised that the seminar would "wrestle with some of the most profound responses to the problem of evil -- unjustified suffering and undeserved harm -- through the distinctive voices of philosophers, poets and especially dramatic artists".
The descriptions promised loads of fun: disemboweling, eye gouging, decapitation, incineration and old-fashioned stakes through the heart.
The apps, to be fair, offer up what their descriptions promise, though that isn't much.
What's more, the course "promised to teach students how to deal with these issues in their own online offerings," as the description itself promised that students would learn how to design online courses, manage online classes and use web tools and Learning Management Systems.
I pored over the words, so full of description and promise, in writing so small that I had to hold a ruler under each line.
The Craniosacral Massage I had scheduled turned out to be a disappointment, which I blame mostly on my own ignorance but partly on the spa's sketchy description, which promised it would "facilitate deep meditative states" and held out the possibility of relieving headaches.
However, remind yourself that that letdown may just as well have been a lot greater if you'd ever actually met up with this person and noticed that all their descriptions and promises weren't as honest as they'd seemed online.
