Then he delivers a post-apocalyptic Hallmark card, telling Michonne the nicest thing you could say to a person in zombie America: "I'd do it for you".
In addition, we can deliver a post-mayoral contest kicking for Goldsmith's "nasty, racially divisive campaign".
While he could choose to give another in a year's time, no outgoing President has delivered a post-election State of the Union speech since Lyndon Johnson, in 1969.
We can get an idea from Choices Stortford's Facebook page, which links to an article in a local paper proclaiming that six of its counsellors have received training on how to deliver a "post-abortion recovery programme" called 'The Journey'".
Many creative industries "leaders" lapped up his speech which, as well as lauding micro-enterprising hipsters, also depicted James Bond delivering a post-Brexit "global calling card" – UK cultural capital – from his Aston Martin, bizarrely named-checked King Canute, and heralded "Uber-style dynamic pricing".
Hammond made it clear during his first round of media interviews that he had no intention of delivering a post-Brexit budget but would wait until the Autumn Statement towards the end of the year before outlining the May administration's plans for tax, public spending and deficit reduction.
Mr Mbeki took office amid high hopes that his attention to detail and his technocratic mastery of policy would build on his predecessor's extraordinary peacebuilding accomplishments and address the pressing need to deliver a post-apartheid dividend to the majority black South Africans.
Debbie Wasserman Schultz (D-FL) delivered a post-election video message to her fellow Democrats and donors and it was not very upbeat".
Most of the protests invoke the failed promise of the "rainbow nation", which vowed to deliver a post-racial and equal society.
Last night, the pair delivered a post-wedding PSA on "Jimmy Kimmel Live," advocating their latest political efforts in support of the fight for marriage equality.
Like Ian Malcolm, the smug, all-black-wearing mathematician of "Jurassic Park" (immortalized by Jeff Goldblum in Steven Spielberg's adaptation of the book), Cope delivers a basic post-humanist message: we are not the masters of all things, and we fail when we try to control even the most predictable of natural systems.
