"I'm not screaming or anything like that, but it is definitely heavy metal," Sir Lee said.
"Nah, there was definitely an ostrich involved, sir".
Asked by the judge what other effects the drugs might have had, Sergeant Bales said: "Sir, it definitely increased my irritability and anger".
"I was definitely inspired by what Sir John Gielgud called his 'furious ambition,' though I like to think my ambition isn't as furious as Gielgud implied in saying that," he said.
"Really?" "Yes, sir, most definitely".
That means no more pimply teenagers to recommend midnight horror movies to me ("Sir, I definitely recommend C.H.U.D. over TerrorVision"), no more aimless browsing or listening to neighbors argue over which Steven Seagal movie to rent, no more cheap licorice sticks at the checkout counter.
The long-serving Liberal Democrat Sir Alan Beith is definitely standing and could be joined by the party's former leader, Sir Menzies Campbell.
One-time Hollywood actor Richard E Grant was cast in his usual role of Very Angry Man, in this case called Sir Roger Bulstrode, which he definitely had down to a fine art.
(Read more about Sir George here; you will definitely not regret it).
Then Sir John Peace, Standard's chairman, definitely put his foot in it last year by calling the offences "clerical errors" and not "wilful acts".
Well, go ahead and get your scaredy pants pressed, sir, because this is almost definitely going to continue.
