War Command, like the Ballydoyle stable's York International winner Declaration of War, runs for his breeder, Joseph Allen, and the Coolmore partners.
The American Declaration of Independence runs to 300 words, but the EU Directive on the export of Duck Eggs weighs in at 26,911 words.
The Declaration of Independence runs about 1,300 words.
There's also the problem that no amount of parody can top the real thing: even on peak form, the Lonely Island could never top the aphasia-like poetry of Kanye West's declaration to run for president.
Declaration Of War himself ran a curious race, briefly struggling to hit top gear despite the longer distance.
Independent producers (declaration of interest: I run a small independent production company) have long argued that BBC programme commissioners – and by implication licence payers – were being shortchanged creatively and in terms of efficiency by the in-house quota.
Hunt's declaration of a possible run came after the chancellor, George Osborne, ruled himself out, saying it was clear he could not provide the unity the party needed.
But Clinton's declaration of her second run for the White House was expected to send political shockwaves across the world, with the potential for the first female president of the United States.
According to Politico, Cruz attended only three of the committee's 16 public hearings so far this year, a track record perhaps best explained by his many trips out of Washington to early primary states ahead of his official declaration of a presidential run last week.
After a breakthrough success at Ascot, Declaration Of War has since run a fine second to Al Kazeem in the Eclipse at Sandown.
