The Union Army come to free the slaves, you brain-dead pumpkin". On "Late Night With Seth Meyers," the host read a faux letter between a fictitious soldier and his love back home: "Dearest Elizabeth, I write to you from the front lines, where the Civil War rages on, for whatever reason". Meyers continued: "Today, I bayoneted my own brother.
"In the past few days we have succeeded in transferring some of these dear people back to our Islamic republic," said Iran's ambassador to Syria, Mohammad Raouf Sheibani.
Sheena, who is 16 and a senior now, says she receives heaps of mail - "I stopped reading the ones addressed to 'Dear Student . " Back home in the Bronx and Brooklyn, both young women know dropouts, people who aspire to taking the Transit Authority employment exam and nothing more.
Hello dear reader, back with the second installment on life in postdoc land, this is Dr. DeWhyse reporting.
"I cannot express in a few words how happy I am to welcome our dear girls back to freedom," Mr Buhari told the girls in Abuja, according to his office.
Dear Vice, Back before Craigslist people paid 20p to put a personal ad in the window of their local shop.
We acknowledge that a lack of participation in the past may have contributed to the demise of the values we share and hold dear, but back then we had a president with whom we shared a basic worldview.
Welcome back, dear America!
Mr. Keenan said: "No one wants dear old Ireland back.
"Oh, look, dear — crime's back!" August 6, 2014.
