By now we all should know that the days of tanning oils and silver sun reflectors are dunzo.
The days of using baby oil when tanning have come and gone.
On a chilly Wednesday night in January, tragically hip 20-somethings and skiers with severe goggle tans stamped the remnants of two blizzards off their boots at Wasatch's entrance, thinking food as well as drink.
Start with the Goggle Tan cocktail (Grey Goose, Giffard Ginger of the Indies liqueur, cilantro, aloe juice, fresh lime, a rim dusted with cayenne pepper).
While sometimes he's able to sneak in a couple months of warm weather between seasons, we're talking about a fairly hardcore goggle tan.
Order another Goggle Tan and you'll forget about your sunburn.
And trust me, there's more to it than a few questionable Aussies with goggle tans.
You don't want goggle tans, that's for certain.
For the dog days of summer you need plants that tan well and some bright primary colours.
So, I fished-out some goggles still dusty from the days of 10m Frosties Badges, nicked a boiler suit, and set-up a mini laboratory.
