Under such circumstances, the confused woman or blinded man eventually returns to his/her stable partner, kicking the lothario to the curb or ditching the dark-skinned mistress.
There he installed his dark, anorexic, alcoholic mistress (a Smithsonian expert on ancient cements) alongside his blond wife, to everyone's squirming discomfort.
Some did manage a few hit ads, like one using "Elvira, Mistress of the Dark" to sell beer at Halloween.
ELVIRA'S HAUNTED HILLS -- Cassandra Peterson brings her bosomy vampire character Elvira, Mistress of the Dark, out of retirement for a horror spoof set in Translyvania.
Like in the last game of the season, don't be surprised if Popovich starts Austin Daye, Matt Bonner and three life-sized cutouts of Elvira, Mistress of the Dark.
A 5-foot-tall cardboard cutout of Elvira, Mistress of the Dark, with a photo of Broecker's face pasted over Elvira's, shares a wall with a bookcase containing a certificate marking his selection to the Royal Society.
I didn't want to upset her, but she couldn't keep working in full view of everyone who passed by — not with the Elvira, Mistress of the Dark outfit on.
And the legendary Mistress of the Dark couldn't be more appreciative ― or deserving.
This Halloween is especially terrifying for the Mistress of the Dark.
Other famous vampires with cameo appearance are: Dracula from Bram Stoker's Dracula, Grandpa Munster, Count Orlock, Blacula, Selene, Elvira, Mistress of the Dark and Count Chocula.
