She won the next year for negligible work in the hoary melodrama Dangerous – a transparent makeup award if ever there was one.
Caveats: Texting while driving is as dangerous as applying makeup in the rearview mirror, so you can respond only if you're in stop-and-go traffic.
Makeup dangerous if swallowed.
That's right: statistically, it's not one jot more dangerous than not putting on makeup.
You could always play blind makeup and hairdressing, as long as nothing dangerous is involved.
Its chronic weakness and its cross-sectarian makeup also mean that its interference could exacerbate already dangerous situations rather than calm them.
Yesterday, The Pacific Daily News published an editorial headlined "Shame" and berated the committee for using makeup days "spuriously on trivial matters" and calling it "a dangerous precedent".
Makeup is really the most democratic of beauty interventions: less dangerous and time-consuming than plastic surgery, less expensive than a personal trainer, easier to master than expert clothes sense.
Make sure you replace your makeup frequently, before it gets bacteria in it, as it is extra dangerous for those with contact lenses.
I think of "Dangerous Liaisons" in particular -- that final, harrowing closeup of Glenn Close's character removing her makeup.
