The reason for this inflexibility (other than that we were just children, dammit!) eluded me.
"This is sex, dammit... kiss me, love on me, and if you can't talk without making an utter fool of yourself, then stay silent," she writes, adding that if the sex had been "mind-blowing," she could have maybe overlooked the situation -- but, that wasn't the case.
"When you get singled out, you're supposed to say, 'Oh it's all about the ensemble,' but you know?" she deadpans, about to unleash her inner Sue Sylvester, "It's all about ME, dammit!
They'll say, "Tell me dammit, I want to know why".
Update: this has ben confirmed as fake by the Daily Beast but, to paraphrase a much maligned early internet hero, "it's real to me dammit".
"Here's my review of Turn Me On, Dammit!
Our first glimpse of Alma (Helene Bergsholm), the hormonal 15-year-old heroine of "Turn Me On, Dammit!," is from above, as she masturbates ecstatically on her living-room floor.
The last two releases include a Norwegian comedy about a young girl's fantasies in "Turn Me On, Dammit!," and the historical Western "The Legend of Hell's Gate: An American Conspiracy".
Before we'd even ordered drinks, everyone (except me, dammit) took out their iPhones and started tapping away at their screens.
But dammit, Google, give me my email back.
