But then the mix of daddy and dog in the same scene totally killed the mood for me and I still think it's basically hilarious.
Move on to other important words, like "mommy," "daddy," "cat," "dog," "play," "wet" and "tired".
Time was, you'd learn about sex when you were real little on the farm and you'd ask your daddy, "Daddy, what them dogs doin'?" and he'd say, "Junior, them dog's a-fucking each other and won't be long 'fore little baby dogs pop out that lady dog's vagine.
Pet-owners I know -- many of whom refer to themselves as "doggy daddies" or "dog moms" -- estimate the cost of owning a dog at $1,000 annually.
"All I wanna do is be the big dog daddy and I'll take all the money they got".
While consuming the same on the Kings Cross boulevard, I witnessed an actual adult man referring to himself as "daddy", when addressing his dog.
"I can't play with furry animals, and we don't have a dog either but daddy does want one".
People who dress their dogs as bumblebees or super heroes or Mr. Darcy, are people who refer to themselves as their dog's mommy or daddy.
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So, before you get yourself deeper in dog doo-doo (as your daddy would call it), let me try to help by providing some key information.
"My daddy told me to always eat hot dogs, even if you can afford steak," Mr. Farb said.
