We need these Black and Cyber and Super and Sofa days as much as anyone else.
In the run-up to Christmas, incredible attention is lavished on Black Friday, Cyber Monday, Super Saturday and all the big shopping days that are supposed to be make-or-break for retailers.
With the addition of Cyber Monday, Super Saturday and pretty much every other day of the year you can find deep discounts, Black Friday deals aren't as compelling as they once were.
But the computing power that gives cyber-defenders super-tools to detect attacks can be misused, as well.
Well, Brian Krebs, the super cyber sleuth who uncovered both the Home Depot and Target breach, is reporting that the thieves have figured out a way to reset the PINs for those stolen debit cards.
Ask around Black Friday, gray Thursday, cyber Monday, and super Saturday, so money won't be a problem!
He said the Sony Pictures chief executive could be "trying to use the fact that the FBI has said it was the North Korean state and super cyber-ninjas, that an ordinary company using ordinary defences would not be able to defend itself".
In fact, my memory is rather dodgy here; Whitney recalls it much more more clearly, because, unbeknownst to me, she had developed a super cyber-crush on me.
It has launched Project Watchtower - a series of programmes designed to crated a super secure cyber architecture for the MoD -in an attempt to secure the military's computer networks from sophisticated attacks, with experts suggesting some good progress has been made.
