Leggy blondes with Mustique tans and Mayfair highlights chat to clean-cut chaps in good suits as waiters weave between them bearing canapés and flutes of champagne.
He trawled Google images for a byline photograph and on page 11 he found a clean-cut, blond chap with a resemblance to the Australian actor Simon Baker.
Cut to the chase, chaps: you've played a blinder.
The closest he comes to criticism is his anecdote about the chap who cut a hole in the roof of his Rolls and stuck a lemon tree inside to call attention to what he viewed as lapses in quality.
The academic cites his paper on Rockall, published in the Journal of Historical Geography, to argue: In the original paper, I was not trying to say that Rockall's early explorers were a cut above the rest (splendid chaps – all of them).
A very good, multipurpose balm for soothing insect bites, sunburn, chapping, grazes, cuts and any skin soreness.
One of the sawyers just nicked the saw against his Kevlar chaps, leaving a two-inch scar of cut cloth on his thigh.
But Benan clearly understands his ageing market – he makes chaps look convincingly slim, even at sixtyish, in his luxurious, well-cut fabrics.
In another, a chap named Jonathan Knight cuts a Romantic figure in an indigo dress coat and yellow striped pants, an outfit identified with the hero of Goethe's "Sorrows of Young Werther".
