It is promising "a more specialised phone service for customers whose affairs can be resolved over the telephone, and face-to-face help to those who need it, visiting them at a place convenient to them, saving them both travel and time".
They aim, in the industry jargon, to maximise their "share of wallet" by selling a whole portfolio of services, ideally after a thorough review of all a customer's financial affairs.
In our world, customers can manage their affairs without fear.
In 2012, Coutts, the private banking arm of the Royal Bank of Scotland, was fined £8.75m for breaches of money-laundering rules in handling the affairs of customers vulnerable to corruption because of their political links.
Others explicitly plumb the consequences of love affairs with customers and colleagues, although, truth be told, any subject attracting more than a few responses can veer without warning into sexual putdowns and other vulgarity.
"While a winding-up order is a last resort, there is little HMRC can do for a business - be it a football club or not - whose viability is dependent either on not paying the UK taxes to which they are liable, or on special treatment not available to other customers with similar tax affairs".
"There is little HMRC can do for a business - be it a football club or not - whose viability is dependent either on not paying the UK taxes to which they are liable, or on special treatment not available to other customers with similar tax affairs".
The former chairwoman and chief executive of Xerox rose through the ranks of human resources, customer support and corporate affairs.
But as proof of how complex and messy these affairs can be, customers with cash as well as open trades do not yet qualify to get any of their cash back.
One recent morning at La Baguette Shop, a Haitian bakery in Cambria Heights that sells baked goods with a French influence, like pain au chocolat, the owners and several customers discussed the state of affairs in Haiti and the effects of deportation.
