Even if he were to move the needle slightly, the numbers wouldn't come close to digging himself out of the hole in which he currently finds himself.
Perhaps he's currently kidding himself, or us – or both.
With nine MLS goals, Magee currently finds himself second in MLS's Golden Boot race.
He learned Spanish – he is currently teaching himself French – and was a stand-out on his pro licence class.
At Night, Alone, released next month, is one-half acoustic, one-half remixes and perfectly reflects the crossroads Posner currently finds himself at.
The Harvard-educated Davis, known as the Alabama Obama, says that today in Alabama elections, "race is not an insurmountable obstacle" — a line of thinking he is currently testing himself by running for governor.
Barry currently finds himself in the middle of a world tour and discussing the possibility of a new solo album, his first since 2005's Guilty Too (a follow-up to his and Barbra Streisand's 12m-selling 1980 album Guilty).
Thanks to his tendency to get sacked from everything he ever does, Piers Morgan currently finds himself at a stage in his career where he has no choice but to embrace his colossal unpopularity.
The move could mean that Ecclestone, who is currently defending himself against bribery charges in Germany, may see the realisation of his dream of staging a London grand prix.
Scaramucci has a background in finance, and is currently disentangling himself from SkyBridge Capital, a fund that invests in other funds; Forbes estimated that a sale of his stake might yield close to eighty million dollars.
