Until now, investigators have been frustrated by a complete lack of forensic evidence that could lead them to the culprit or culprits whose anthrax-tainted letters are believed responsible for the deaths of at least two Washington postal workers and a Florida tabloid editor.
The real culprit was Congress, whose members took to eulogizing the still-living comic from the floor last Friday on the basis of an advance obituary accidentally posted on an Associated Press web site.
Nor is it even just the off-screen culprit – the publicist, whose job it is to ensure these interviews are just interesting enough not to be binned completely, but not so interesting that the film itself is forgotten.
If these challenges were not hard enough, the confluence of hastily implemented and ill-conceived policies comes amidst a rhetorical turn against teachers as the major culprits behind students whose test scores do not rise.
Crawford names the usual culprits: telecommunications companies, whose local monopolies encourage them, she says, to "gouge" the rich and neglect the poor, and the U.S. government, which she says refuses to consider the Internet a utility or promote competition between current carriers.
The culprit outed himself as Paul Kitching, whose Edinburgh restaurant 21212 boasts a new single star.
The culprit this time was Marca, whose weekend offering featured winger Javi De Pedro in full cycling gear, grasping his helmet (oh, don't be so childish), patting his bike and grinning from ear to ear.
For those whose occupations were the culprit, that's difficult.
The main culprit is the introduced muntjac deer, whose constant grazing has destroyed the wooded understorey where the nightingales nest.
The main culprit is the orange-faced king, whose proud list of depravities ends with the boast: "I've even felched a unicorn".
