What follows is the fallout from those actions, with age-old eye-for-an-eye riffs suddenly made to seem fresh and new by a film-maker crucially more interested in exploring what happens next than simply rehashing what has gone before.
We won't ever be old, partly because we can't imagine what it is like to be old, but also because we don't want to, and – crucially – are not particularly interested.
Are we satisfying all audiences, including, most crucially, those who are already interested, and not just the nonexistent fantasy audience of the Arts Council's imagination?
Next week's event is similar, but it is the first time the RSPB has tried a summer wildlife count - and crucially, they are not just interested in birds.
A self-described "cultural bulimic", Brodinski strikes as being a man intent on devouring all he can about anything he's interested in, but, crucially, someone also able to step back and assess that which he's collected.
He's just not interested in their lives or, crucially, their livelihoods.
Crucially, he placed himself between a scientist and an interested public and offered superb expositions of Newton's theories of optics and gravitation, which still stand today.
My playground experience is one thing, but these kids are being bullied by the Sun, the Mail and, crucially, their readers, and that bullying includes the exposure of their upbringing whenever a potential employer or other interested party Googles their name for the foreseeable future.
