Which brings me back to my modest proposal: let's empower our regulators to fine banks that create nonsensical, incoherent security practices involving idolatrous worship of easy-to-forge utility bills and headed paper, in the name of preserving our national capacity to think critically about security.
It certainly can't create nonsensical yet understandable sentences like "Colourless green ideas sleep furiously".
Young adult fiction sells well, although I rarely see young adults reading and I suspect the teenagers I pass on the street wearing cell phone ear plugs are not listening to audio books of Dead Souls, a novel by an unsuccessful writer who simply lacked the talent to create nonsensical plots, one-dimensional characters, gratuitous sex and likable vampires.
As early as the 1960s, scholars who proposed automated redistricting algorithms found these programs did not live up to their expectations to create sensible redistricting plans; often they created nonsensical spaghetti-like districts.
The piece tweets absurdist trading advice after surveying the markets, translating that info into shapes, and comparing those with the undeciphered archaic alphabet, Linear A. It uses this to then feedback on what to buy and sell, creating nonsensical trading advice.
It has justified this power grab for the states by creating a nonsensical doctrine of state immunity -- what Justice John Paul Stevens, in a concurring opinion yesterday, called "the second 11th Amendment," based in "judge-made" law, not "constitutional text".
The sound engineer, Patrick Grandclaudon, recorded layer upon layer of comedic business to create a densely nonsensical sonic world, and finally the assembled group performed the sign-off cry, "Don't get eliminated!" Four days' work was finished, a marathon of intricate scripting and dubbing to achieve the effect of a bunch of frat boys tossing off puerile gags.
Do the arithmetic: If New Jersey's economy is about $450 billion, the suggestion that a tax shift of $1.5 billion a year from the Property Tax Relief Fund to taxpayers would somehow ignite the economy and create badly needed jobs is nonsensical.
I think there are parts of Carroll's text which are nonsensical, so there's nothing to do but make emoji nonsense and create a visual effect which conveys the maddening nature of the original.
For starters, the company could and should promptly clean up the platform's landing page, which is littered with nonsensical text that doesn't exactly create a stellar first impression.
Whenever you're challenged to create something, ask yourself: What's the most outrageous, preposterous, and nonsensical thing I can come up with?
