Sentence examples for crap i know from inspiring English sources

So if you're having a serendipitous moment where you're talking to a friend/colleague/random person, and they mention that they need a caterer/plumber/tent company, then you think, "Holy crap, I know exactly the right company for you to call," you can just bring up LocalMaven on your smartphone, look up current promotions, and give them a referral code on the spot.

If they come to you with a problem, relate by saying "That happened to me once" instead of saying "Oh crap, I know what that's like".

And there's the stupid crap I knew you would say.

My president replaced his dick with an ICBM Freedom and bondage is the same shit now But when instead of inserting cocks they insert tanks in my town I refuse to be just a proton The theatre is over, the wars began I'm a grandma who has changed her sex and became a grandpa Fuck you, dear pigs I reject you and your Putinist crap I never know which one of my moves will become my last moan.

"I honestly believe Get It On was one of the best things I've ever done and the only kind of criticism I'm going to accept about it is that if someone can say, 'Well, that's out of tune or the guitar work is crap.' OK but I know it isn't".

I've lost almost 8lb by the time it's over, which is probably too much – the recommended Weight Watchers weight loss is a quarter of that, and I resemble a sort of crap blond lollipop – but I know which diets I'd go back to.

On the day she moved into Davidson Hall, she saw the name "Dharun" taped to the door across the corridor, and asked herself, "Crap, how many Dharuns do I know?" Tyler Clementi had also looked for his roommate online.

"But you haven't read it!" "No, but I know it's crap".

Don't worry, guys: I know you get this crap too, but, trust me, it's nowhere near to the same extent that women get it.

I say "second-rate" because Abdul was my son's age, almost exactly, so I know the kind of crap they listen to.

I know Newark, and that's crap.