There are drinks and plenty of coy looks.
Every nervous giggle, coy look, awkward silence and meaningless remark is captured, rather prettily, by the film's director, cinematographer and co-writer, Conrad Jackson.
Gone were the mime dances and, with them, the thing that most makes Indian dance look strange to us, its "facialism": the rolling eyes, the fluttering eyebrows, the coy looks and pleading looks and angry looks.
After exchanging coy looks with the heiress across the breakfast room of a luxurious Austrian spa, Sgarbi sidled up to Klatten and remarked on the book she was reading, Paulo Coelho's The Alchemist, which he described as his "favourite book".
Although there's a hint of Norman Wisdom in his pantomime moves, Ant recreates his past studiously, and it only takes a hip thrust and a coy look to recall what a peerless pop star he is.
Still, its editors have a job to do, and year in, year out, they do it, sticking, maybe for nostalgia's sake, to variations of the same cheesy Hustler-type poses: the coy looks, the pouts and smiles, the forearms crossed over buxom surplus, the well-applied sand.
When I asked Facebook's spokespeople flat-out whether the social network was redesigning Notes, I was met with a coy look and vague advice to watch out for something.
The girls flirted shamelessly, flouncing their skirts and throwing coy looks of temptation.
Fans have posted photos of the Labour leader looking coy or bemused and pasted pictures of his head onto superheroes' bodies.
Yet the first time I saw her in a newspaper, back in 2007 – the first press she'd ever done – she was looking coy in her dad's stripy shirt and a pair of brogues, a chummy, workaday sort of gal.
Even as Van Gaal was marching into a sullen Wembley press conference with the trophy under his arm, pictures were filtering through of Mourinho just across town at the David Haye fight at the O2 looking coy and sultry and pregnant with mischief.
