And of course, "Girlfriend," the title track itself, which Russell believed could get on the radio, and he was right.
Though I wasn't crazy about his new (former secretary... of course) girlfriend, who would eventually become his second (there was a third...) wife, I was glad I didn't have to be my father's plus-one on shopping trips to Target anymore.
And of course, his girlfriend, the supremely limber Kimber, who decides (after Christian trades her for a friend's Lamborghini) that life as a porn actress would be less emotionally wearing, becomes a star with her own line of sex dolls (but must ask the boys' aid in remodelling its unsatisfactory hoo-ha).
The new set includes 11 tracks, featuring collaborations with Snoop Dogg, Tyga, Kid Ink and, of course, longtime girlfriend Jordin Sparks.
That might seem endearing, except the woman he's having sex with in "Wu-Tang Forever" is (of course) your girlfriend.
A couple of months ago, I stumbled upon an online course my girlfriend bought on how to optimize your YouTube videos.
He has been a television guest of Ellen and Oprah, all while (ahem) juggling college courses, a girlfriend and the pressure that comes from being a hero in the vanguard of a growing niche pastime.
"Their friends shoot 'em over the fence with potato guns, fly 'em in on model airplanes, arrows... Body cavities, of course, when a girlfriend visits.
The premiere of the film in the West End was attended by a bevy of television stars and, of course, by his girlfriend Huntington-Whiteley, 26, who recently told Glamour magazine what she liked about Statham.
"This is one of the only places a man can shop like a woman," an Italianate salesman told me, adding, "Of course, if his girlfriend is fashionable, the guy is going to lose some pieces".
It's talk show hosts Piers Morgan and George Lopez, NY York Yankees Nick Swisher, shock jock Howard Stern, actress Alyssa Milano, and of course, his goddess girlfriend Bre Olson.
