"It's an incredibly expensive way of delivering a couple of tons of high explosive," says Professor Rogers.
Another couple bought tons of clothes, and they didn't even have kids.
This summer, in the new Harborplace shopping complex in the inner harbor of Baltimore, a place called Wings 'n Things opened with the announced intention of dealing in the sort of volume hitherto common only within Buffalo itself — a couple of tons of wings a week.
I've been thinking this through because it's the cheese awards coming up and after the judging I'm going to be left with a couple of tons of cheese that I'm going to convert into the smelliest substance in the universe.
This summer, in the new Harborplace shopping complex in the inner harbor of Baltimore, a place called Wings 'n Things opened with the announced intention of dealing in the sort of volume hitherto common only within Buffalo itself a couple of tons of wings a week.
Art 'Obsession' John Bisbee, a sculptor from Maine, took a couple of tons of long nails, welded them together in perfect alignment and created the illusion of a silvery, menacingly beautiful sidewinder undulating its considerable length across the floor of the Cummings Art Center at Connecticut College.
Clearly people are incapable of handling the responsibility of moving about a couple of tons of metal at 50 miles per hour.
There was a couple of tons of stuff, and I couldn't keep it all in my semi in Chiswick, so I sold [the flat] and looked out for a warehouse or an old church hall.
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Most everybody - marchers and spectators - wind up at Kelly's Irish Pub & Eatery, which claims to throw the world's largest St . Patricks party, feeding a couple of tons of corned beef and cabbage and more than 100 kegs of green beer to around 15,000 people.
