Yes, Nadal and Federer have been relegated to a No. 2 vs. No. 3 semifinal by the rise of Novak Djokovic, but they could frankly be playing in a Melbourne city park and they would do everything short of open an artery to win.
We were tempted to stay at the World Cup for our coveted Overhyped but Underperforming award, which could frankly be given to the England football team in perpetuity, more this time than ever under their lavishly rewarded, not-as-competent-as-advertised, Italian coach.
"Having last been seen on Monday morning, the individuals could, frankly, be anywhere".
The band never once stop smiling – no small feat for performers condemned to repeat lyrics like "Toot toot, chugga chugga, big red car" (from Big Red Car) hundreds of times a year, when they could, quite frankly, be off playing golf instead.
They are the result of a rushed cosmetic surgery that could have, frankly, been worse.
All we could concentrate on, frankly, is how beautiful the "Big Bang Theory" star's sibling is.
A high-profile voter fraud investigation is costly, timely and, frankly, could be a distraction for actual legislation GOP leaders want to pass now that they finally control Washington — like tax reform and Obamacare repeal; Trump's tweets about voter fraud (and a whole bunch else) are proving to be distraction enough.
Which, quite frankly, could be the only way (other than me being fired, of course) to stop this column from being written.
So, we must do a better job of reaching Latinos, many of whom are busy living their lives, making ends meet, and not receiving messages that, frankly, could be better targeted at Latinos in the first place.
I now have all the answers and, frankly, couldn't be more smug or pleased with myself.
And the stakes, frankly, could not be higher.
