The narrator, a middle-aged woman, lives in a cosy ground-floor flat.
The breakfast Breakfast is served until midday in the cosy café on the ground floor, which is always full of locals.
It was, says Westley, his keenness to use the Arsenal tie as a learning experience that encouraged him to switch the game to Highbury from the cosy confines of Cherrywood Road (a ground he is actively seeking to leave).
But cosy couples are thin on the ground - here the pint-sized consumer is definitely king.
Their 10-date (mostly) live reunion is about nostalgia, not satire; about celebrity and cosy catchphrases, not breaking new comedy ground.
Guests have the run of the ground floor, including a cosy library with a gramophone, well-stocked kitchen-diner (help yourself to fabulous home-made cakes), and a shady courtyard for alfresco breakfast or takeaways.
The cosy prosperity of the past decade was barren ground for political extremes; the coming years might not be.
There are five cosy, heated wooden camping pods in the grounds, each with their own veranda.
And there are plenty of peaceful lounging spaces, from the sun-drenched roof terrace to cosy nooks around the log fire on the ground floor.
For example, in spring 2011 local tagging hero Laser 3.14 (equally loved and despised throughout town) brought his spray-painted poetry and vibrant, dystopian canvases to the gallery's cosy new space, which is situated (somewhat ironically) on the ground floor of a typically gabled Amsterdam house.
The relationship between father and son wasn't cosy – "We used to high-five each other in the middle ground of self-hatred," he says.
