Cook, cook, cook, cook, cook.
Cook pads up to a ball that turns out of the footmarks, prompting a gentle LBW appeal.
The breakthrough came at the other end, however, as Ravi Rampaul thudded one into Alastair Cook's pads to send him on his way.
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Now Morkel has hit his straps, getting some inswing and movement away off the pitch, Cook edging on to his front pad, killing both the chance of lbw and the ball on its flight through to the slips.
In the last over of the day, Pietersen delivered a sharply turning off break which Clarke edged to Cook at short leg via bat and pad.
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McKay's first ball hooped back in to Cook from over the wicket and rapped the pad, but was just going high.
30th over: England 93-3 (Cook 50 Bell 12) Ntini strays onto the pads and Cook brings up his half century, his 13th in Tests.
