Sentence examples for confuses me from inspiring English sources

Ben Nelson offers up a confusing answer that confuses me, and confuses Chris Wallace and that's probably because Ben Nelson's one of the dumbest men in government.

This devotion confuses me.

This confuses me.

It confuses me, too.

It confuses me".

But here is where doping confuses me.

"As a consumer, it confuses me".

There's one thing that confuses me, though.

It's the layout that confuses me.

You were off-campus, which really confuses me.

The one-glass-of-wine news just confuses me.