Heyward leads the way to a London-style telephone booth painted liturgical purple, with the word "Confessional" over the door.
In the treatment room, where the physio and kitman Ángel Mur has built up a mini-museum and confessional over three decades, Andrés Iniesta, Ivan Rakitic and Gerard Piqué gathered to take a picture, all big smiles and thumbs up.
Nonetheless, it's hard to disapprove of Zahedi, who is far more of a pushover, or a patsy, than the fierce and knowing women he meets, and one of his confessional voice-overs will stay with me forever: "Caroline offered to give me yet another blow job, but I'd recently gotten a job as a film critic, and I didn't want to be late for my first screening".
"I guess I belong to the European tradition of the writer who has to be involved with reality, rather than contemplating his navel and just being a confessional writer over and over and over again," he said in an interview with Newsday in 1980.
There will be expressionless hunks in cufflinks performing emergency naked Heimlich manoeuvres next to Heal's floor lamps, and sobbing late-night confessionals over freestanding Smallbone of Devizes kitchen islands.
A generation ago, Yung Lean might have cooed over a fingerpicked guitar, but today his medium is confessional rapping over airy, melancholy rap beats.
But his visual artwork, produced with the same wild confessional intensity over the years — there are easily thousands of drawings in existence — has not been nearly as well known.
All the familiar pleasures of the series are present to the end, including the devastatingly contradictory or confessional inner-voice-overs, the wide range of references (name-checks tonight ranging from Delia Smith to Dorothy Parker) and the still-sometimes-disconcerting tight closeups.
Nour spokesmen first denied any kinship, then sniffed that the wayward sibling was not a party member.Yet the Christmas pageantry did not really paper over cross-confessional cracks.
Military confrontation over confessional preferences became inevitable within the joint dependencies, resulting in the Kappel Wars.
Someone using the phenomenological method, however, would stand back and refuse to be the arbiter when these confessional traditions disagree over truth.
