Last month, we had our sorry arses skelped by Kazakhstan, a country that calls for a national holiday if they don't concede within the first 10 minutes of a game.
The Partenopei were brilliant in patches – especially before Lorenzo Insigne left with an injury (happily this turned out to be nothing serious) – but they did also remind us of their vulnerability by conceding within moments of taking their two-goal lead.
The Irish have conceded within four minutes of the start of each of their four halves of football so far in Poland and Ukraine.
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But yesterday Justice Sandra Day O'Connor's main opinion used the "secondary effects" rationale to justify a total ban on one type of erotic message that even the majority concedes falls within the ambit of the First Amendment, albeit "the outer ambit".
They conceded within 60 seconds of taking the lead, Petr Cech then presented Swansea with their second goal when his awful miscue landed at the feet of the indefatigable Jordan Ayew and Arsenal's ignominy was complete when Sam Clucas scored his second of the evening in the closing minutes.
4.44pm: Cardiff 3 Sheffield Wednesday 2 (Bothroyd 81) For the second time today, Wednesday concede within moments of scoring.
Back in the line-up after a thigh injury to Shane Higgs, he suffered the shakiest of starts and conceded within three minutes.
"We started very well with a fantastic goal and it's not the first time we've conceded within five minutes," Puel said, whose side travel next to David Moyes's Sunderland.
"Everton yesterday and Newcastle today, each score and then concede within a minute!" 35 min: Scholes hoofs a long ball into the corner for Campbell to chase and it takes two Newcastle defenders to get the ball from him.
They conceded within 60 seconds, when Igors Stepanovs played Yorke onside to put the ball past Seaman.
