Then write an essay, create a comic or shoot a video in which you imagine a cutting-edge high school English class set sometime in the future.
It was a Saturday night and I was taking my seat at the Assembly Rooms to see a comic with shoot-from-the-hip credentials.
Anyone familiar with Kemper's work to date will recognise that characterisation: Kemper has made a career out of playing comic characters shot through with a giddy exuberance.
That is, until Frank Sands, in customarily comic fashion, shot her a wink from across the room.
It got picked up, went to Comic-Con, shot the first season and here we are now.
WHO could have imagined that "Little Shop of Horrors," the 1960 comic horror film shot by Roger Corman in two days' time, would continue to grow bigger, mightier and more formidable, much like the man-eating plant that is its unsung star?
Starting with the emotionless delivery by star Bill Pullman and the reading of stage directions-as-lines by co-star Brendan Gleeson, to Bridget Fonda's know-nothing scientist and Oliver Platt's puka-shelled "monster sighting collector", the cast can't catch a break from the crew of sharp-shooting comic snipers.
TODAY, 7 30 p.m. www.eyada.com Chat with David Spade, the comic actor, about "Just Shoot Me" and "Saturday Night Live".
However, the film-maker has wisely ruled out recasting the role, and it would be a brave man who set out to shoot a comic book movie without some sort of pantomime bad guy.
Cruise is currently shooting the comic book adaptation Oblivion in Iceland, while Holmes is in New York.
Tonight, after his comic warm-up, MacCulloch shot 9 for 14, coming up with dunks, tip-ins and 3-point plays.
